Kids say the funniest things. They are so innocent and have a such a fresh way of viewing the world. Things that have long since become boring and mundane to adults still hold a spark of excitement in the eye of a child and it truly is refreshing to be in the company of children.
My son Caleb who is almost 4 years old has a great sense of humor and he is constantly making us laugh so I thought I would share some of the hilarious and heartwarming things he has said:
- The Art of Negotiation: “Mummy, I can’t eat my carrots because they’re too orange!”
- Deep Thoughts on Pain: When Caleb had a tummy ache, “Let’s go to the water park so we can wash the hurt away”
- Questions in Anatomy: Caleb asks, “Mummy, where’s your ‘wee-wee’?” Mummy responds, “I don’t have one” Caleb says, “Then where does the pee come out?” Blank stare from mummy….
- Early Signs of Compassion: Caleb sees daddy peeling carrots and shouts, “Stop daddy! You’re hurting the carrots!”
- Brother-sister love: “My very best friend in the whole wide world is my baby sister”
- On the Subject of Daddy: “Daddy’s not a boy. Daddy’s not a man. Daddy’s a daddy!”
- Lessons in Biology: “Granny can’t be a mummy because she doesn’t have any little boys” (in reference to my mother-in-law)
- A Child’s Simple Trust: “When I’m scared, God will keep me safe like mummy and daddy do”
- Melt-worthy Material: “I like hugs and kisses!”
- Logical Thinking: After a particularly rambunctious day and the house in a complete mess, mummy says, “You kids have turned the house upside-down!” Caleb responds, “That’s not possible, mummy. The floor is too big and it’s stuck to the ground”
- Culinary Tastes: “Where are my squashed potatoes, mummy?” (Instead of ‘mashed’ potatoes)
- On the Subject of Father’s Day: “If there’s Father’s Day, is there also Boy’s day?”
Keep smiling!



This is great! I had so much fun reading this! 🙂
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I’m glad you enjoyed it! I wanted to share the fun and laughter that our kids have brought to us 🙂
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Great post Malaika. Your children are gorgeous & your son’s words are priceless. Thanks for sharing those refreshing moments! God bless your family 🙂
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Thank you so much Yadei! I feel very blessed to have my family and I’m happy to share the blessing with you! 🙂
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